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Sparkling Vampire SPF 1000 Sunscreen Parody Tee
Sparkling Vampire · 2000s Brooding Heartthrob
“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
145 gsm · Men's fit · 100% ring-spun cotton
$27.95
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Brooding immortal heartthrob energy, except the sun is winning and the sunscreen tube is enormous. For anyone who thinks the funniest thing a vampire can do is glitter and panic about UV rays.
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Measure your chest at the widest point, keep the tape parallel to the floor. For a relaxed fit, size up.

































